| Mar 10,2010
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* Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
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Gonna Go Fishing
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One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his
wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in
his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says
the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is
likely she can also think.
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